Sunday, February 7, 2010

My parish secretary will have an interesting workers' comp case...

...because she will be applying Matthew 5:29 to her right pinkie.

She left a draft of a bulletin cover on my desk. It was supposed to say,

HELPING ONE ANOTHER PUT JESUS FIRST.

But it read,

HELPING ONE ANOTHER OUT JESUS FIRST.

Too much Episcopalianism for my taste. Scalpel, please...

3 comments:

caheidelberger said...

!!! 8-D

TLF+ said...

Yeah, it was about enough to make me take another dive in Lake Herman!

The Oblate said...

Like your parish secretary pointed out to you....the "o" and the "p" are next to each other on the keyboard. Give her a break. She has fat finger tips!