Saturday, February 20, 2010

Anglikan paramilitary group in South Dakota?

Recently spotted on the Northern Plains was a military-type Church Recon And Patrol Car Armed Navigational unit (CRAP CAN).

The militarized version of the 1989 Camry has some formidable features, including the ability to evade IEDs (Insufferable Episcopalian Dilettantes).

The vehicle's presence in this remote outpost raises fears that the vast, right-wing, hate-filled, well-funded Anglican conspiracy is planning violent operations against small animals, children, the poor and everybody else we should be nice to, including dangling participles and other marginalized speech groups (gesprachtgrupen).


The Archer of the Forest said...

We thinketh ye have been cooped up in the snow long.

-The Archer & Mrs. Archer

TLF+ said...

LOL or in church.